Wednesday, October 29, 2008

My invite to Anonymous

This is to the unnamed poster on KP and Stef's blog, T-Shirt Size: Awesome. Please, come forward and show your superior wit and intellect and post something on my blog.

You obviously are far superior in all ways compared to me, and I only want to learn from your wisdom and experience.

Please, Anonymous, if you're going to keep calling me an asshole, grow some balls and do it here.

Hell, I'll even help you get started. "That asshole Bubba..."

There, now you fill in the rest. Go for it, big guy. I'm betting you could even finish that sentence faster than it would take you to eat your graham crackers and milk while watching your after school cartoons.

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.

4 comments:

josh said...

Oh bubba, why are you inviting me to this shit hole of nonsence you call a blog. I do apologize for calling you an asshole even though you are a big asshole. Wait.... sorry, I have to aplogize again this time for calling you an asshole on your own blog. I truly apologize and I hope we can hang out sometimes. Maybe you can introduce me to KP and Stef. Oh, and that comment about cornholing my dog is totally not cool. Anyways, Im sorry for calling you an asshole and for ripping on your blog.

Bubba the Wise said...

Josh!

Great to see you! Hey, no need to apologize, I just wanted you to step up to the plate.

And for the record, I am an asshole. And feel free, rip on my blog all you want. That's what blogs are for.

And if I offended you with the dog comment, oh well. I'm not going to say I'm sorry, because as we've determined, I'm an asshole.

Stef said...

Howdy, Bubba! I'm just going to go out there and say that "josh" is a fake name. Smart for him, but it will be hard to earn our trust enough to get a date with KP if he keeps this up. It is adorable that he called your blog a "shithole" and then apologized for it in the same post. You kind of are an asshole though :)
Can we just kick all the nerds over to this site from now on? Love you!

Bubba the Wise said...

Well if it isn't the Polish Princess herself! Welcome!

As to your question, send all the little nerds, dorks, geeks and dweebs here you want. I am the Alpha Nerd. They'll bow to me.

And yes, I am an asshole. But surprisingly enough, did you notice I didn't even rip on Josh for misspelling "nonsense" while trying to hack on my blog? He put a "C" in it for Christ's sake! What a turd.

Hopefully he'll come back and tear my blog to pieces. Someone needs to - it sucks.