The Bubba fills a request...

Welcome back for another episode of life with The Bubba. After my last post, Stef - whom you may know from another little blog out there - requested that I throw up a clip from one of my all time favorite shitty movies. And yes, I do mean throw up.

So for those of you that aren't familiar with this one, let me give you a quick heads up. The movie is called "Killer Klowns from Outer Space". Catchy, I know. So is herpes.

Well, besides the fantastic acting and the years ahead of it's time special effects, it's also got one of the best theme songs ever. So sit back, grab your barf bucket and enjoy the original theatrical trailer for this cinematic delight!





I know, you're all sitting there, going, "But Bubba, you seem to have such fantastic taste. How could you love this?" The answer: I was easily influenced in my younger years. In fact, to prove it, I'm going to give you a couple more trailers from films in my collection.

#####UPDATE#####
I just found out that comedian Christopher Titus has a very small role in this film. You can see him in the opening scene of the film walking in front of the cop car drinking beer from a grocery bag.



Coming up next you'll see another "horror" film called "Near Dark", which surprisingly enough has some actors in it you might know. For those of you nerds like me, you'll recognize Lance Henrikson aka "Bishop" from the "Alien" films. You'll also find Bill Paxton playing the crazy and bad vampire named Severn. And finally, for you "Heroes" fans, you'll see Adrian Pasdar, aka "Nathan Petrelli" in the lead role. Enjoy!



Now, for those of you horror and vampire fans, this is worth watching. I'm not saying it's good, but it's better than that Alyssa Milano vampire flick that only gets rented because she's naked in it.



Next up for you I've got the cream of the crop of shitty movies I love. This one I made my lovely friend Stef watch, and while she didn't enjoy it, she felt compelled to see it all the way through. Not because it was good, but because it's like seeing a two headed fetal pig in a jar. You just can't take your eyes off of it.

So here it is, the trailer for the Corey Feldman and Corey Haim monstrosity called "Dream a Little Dream".



So I know you're sitting there saying to yourself, "What the fuck is that movie about?" I'll tell you this. I have no fucking clue. I've seen the damn flick probably 100 times if not more, and I still don't understand it. So go rent it, or buy it, and you'll hate me and love me all at the same time.



Finally, I'm going to bring you a little joy. For those of you still clinging on to this parade of cult classics, I wanted you to see one of the gems of my collection. No man, woman or child should go through life without ever seeing the masterpiece known as "They Live". All I'm going to say is Rowdy Roddy Piper is a god among men. Get your bibs, you just might drool a little.



That movie has the best line ever written in a film, and I know you caught it. Yep. That's right. It was the line about the bubble gum. Seriously, if you haven't seen this one, you need to.


Finally, for no other reason than the fact that I was fulfilling a request from Stef, I'm going to throw one more clip in here. And I just felt like having something completely random and out of place in this post.

Many of you have probably seen this, but in case Stef hasn't, this one is for her. Here's some kitties for you!



So I hope you've enjoyed this little journey, and I might be back with some other very obscure movies otherwise referred to as shit in the next few days.

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.