Bananas, Melonas, Samantha Fox and Midgets: Gunther Style

Back by popular demand, Gunther!





Welcome back kiddies!!!

Well, I had some of you question me as to the legitimacy of Gunther and the Sunshine girls. While I myself have many questions as to whether he is serious or just doing a parody of 70's and 80's shit, he really does exist and has an album out.

So for all you non believers, here's another video to turn your stomach. Oh, and you should still probably be 18 or older if you're going to watch this.



Yes, I'm pretty sure that was a naked dude on the trampoline. Why? For the love of God, would someone tell me why?

Oh, and I won't even try to explain this photo.



Now, I know Christmas is over, but I had to share this with you as well. Here Gunther and the Sunshine Girls are celebrating the birth of Christ with thongs, boas, ugly little dogs and a couple of half naked midgets. I have my doubts as to if this could someday replace Silent Night, but you tell me.



And on a brighter note, for those of you 80's fans, Gunther teamed up with the British Hottie Samantha Fox (see below) for a remake of her song "Touch Me."



While "Touch Me" was just fine the way it was, this is Gunther's finest video. It features an orgy and Ms. Fox writhing around on a bed by herself. In fact, the production values on this one are far superior to anything else I've seen by him.

I'm going to warn you, this one is light on the Sunshine Girls. In fact, they don't sing at all, but Samantha Fox does, so I'm OK with that. Not to worry, SG fans, they're still in the video, but only with small roles.

On the down side, the lack of the Sunshine Girls somehow affects whether or not anyone does "The Snake" in this video. I thought this, along with the Blue Steel look he does, was one of his trademarks. But then again, his motto is "Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect." He never mentions The Snake.

One last thing, you definitely should be over 18 to view this. Let me know if you guys can't view this one. Youtube required an age verification for it, so I don't know if it'll be visible to all.

Hold on to your libidos, here he is again.



Damn you Gunther, you may just be winning me over.

Well, that's all I have for now, kids, so enjoy this little trip down Gunther Lane and I'll be back after the weekend with something new for you.

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.

Mullet hunting gone awry. I think I'm going to vomit.

Welcome back, kiddies!!! Today Uncle Bubba is going to tell you that before you go too far into this blog, you should do two things. First, if you're under 18, you should get your parents' permission to watch these videos. Second, if you're over 18, wait at least 1/2 hour after eating before you start this thing up. You might end up blowing chunks otherwise.

It appears my overindulgence into the world of mullets has taken me down a very dark path indeed. I stumbled upon what may be the worst product out of Sweden since the Bjorn Borg cologne.



Grab your puke buckets, because now I bring to you Gunther and the Sunshine Girls



I don't quite know how to explain this piece of Eurotrash, but I'll give you a bit of what I do know.

Gunther - real name Mats Soderlund - is originally from Sweden. At gunthernet.com, I found this little tidbit about him - "The four main things in Günthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!"




He claims he was a model, as well as club owner. He's had four top 50 hits in Sweden, and 2 in Europe. Also, from what I can tell he's made a few appearances in the US, mostly colleges including Yale, Princeton and Brown, not to mention at least one Virgin Megastore performance.

Yes, his CD is for sale. Really. I'm not even remotely kidding. And what else would you call it but "Pleasureman"?

Haven't got all the bile out of your intestines yet? Here, try holding back your hot gut mess while you watch this steaming pile of shit.



This whole thing seems so over the top that it's got to be totally some sick fucking joke, but then I remember Roxette and Ace of Base were from Sweden and question myself all over. Lord knows for as bad as both of them were, they were popular. Hell, I even bought an Ace of Base CD, but that blonde was fucking hot, so piss off.

I honestly can't tell if this is some kind of Blair Witch Project propaganda or if this guy is even somewhat serious and thinks he's a musician. Fuck, if it wasn't for awesome hockey players and hot blondes, I'd say piss off to everything Swedish.



This guy has the most ridiculous shit for sale on his website, too. T-Shirts, sure. Panties? Only if you truly rock like Tenacious D. Cooking aprons? What the fuck?

The skull fucking I'm getting from trying to research this guy is getting out of control. The more I find, the less I know. I've got to stop before I permanently damage my frontal lobe.

Aww, for fuck's sake, look at this!



I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position and hope to all things holy that Gunther and his Sunshine Girls get impaled with mammoth falling icicles before this gets any more out of hand.

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.