The Sunshine Girls are finally Nude! OK, they're not, but read on anyway.

Welcome, welcome you twisted little bastards! The old Bubba here is sure happy to see you back, but can't figure out why some of you return. Ah, I don't care why, so keep it to yourself, but I'll admit I sure am pleased at least a few of you are hooked!

And just a little shout out to all my European friends out there. Who knew looking up the words "Sunshine Girls Nude" on Google would send so many perverts to my blog? So keep whacking it, Europervs, and maybe I'll find some more dirty Gunther for you soon! For those of you not familiar with Gunther and The Sunshine Girls, go back a couple of months in my blog and you'll find out what we're talking about.


Enough of that, today I've got a few little nuggets of uncomfortableness for you. I can't really say that there's a theme here other than things that I like and make my balls crawl up inside me at the same time. Although I will say there's a lot of Japanese influence, but those crazy fuckers make some really strange shit.

First up is a little bank that eats your coins. Check it out.



Leave it up to the Japanese to come up with something as strange as this. Of course, I don't know what it says about me that I want one. For any of you that might be interested, they're not impossible to find online for sale, but they are somewhat scarce. They'll also set you back about $25 to $50 of your hard earned cash.


The next chunk of tough love I've got is a commercial for, well, fuck it. Just watch it and see for yourself.



Girthy. Creepy. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Why do I see this guy in a court room where a child has to describe things using the "Good Touch/Bad Touch" doll?


Next up, we've got a Japanese potty training video. Make sure you watch the whole thing, because after the cartoon is over it gets worse.



That fucking kid was about to give himself a coronary pushing that turd out! Seriously, though, what the fuck is wrong with our friends from the Far East? How is that OK? The worst part is, I think it's about the equivalent of an informercial for kids using the crapper.

And where exaclty do you get the handle attachment for your shitter at? I'm thinking there are definitely times when I wouldn't mind one of those.


Well, finally, I've got this flushable lump of advertising for you. I think if McDonald's was presented to us like this here in the States, we might all be a bit thinner.



Hungry now? Nope, me either.


Well, kids, that's all I've got for you today. Enjoy and I'll be back soon with some more disturbing views on all that is wrong with the world. Until then...

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.

I'm going to get a vasectomy. Well, I'll at least think twice about procreating after this.

Well, kiddies, after a bit of a hiatus, I'm back to creep you out with some more random bullshit.

I've always said that I love kids, but I can never finish a whole one. This group of videos may make me retract that statement.

I think from now on, I'll just leave it at kids can creep the fuck out of me. Look at this one!



I mean, seriously. What would you do if that was your kid? Or worse yet, what if he's the best genetic material his parents could come up with?

I'm only bringing this up, because last week while having a nice meal with a dear friend, I was subjected to a stare down with a baby. A fucking baby! And I lost. The little fucker was terrifying, and gave me the stink eye for a solid 3 minutes. I've never been so scared in all my life.

While the video below is of a child, it was pretty similar to this:



Yes, I know it's fake and all, but that's about the way I felt.

Some of you may be parents, aunts, uncles, or what ever you may be. I'm not here to knock on some innocent child, but to prove a point. Some kids just scare the living shit out of me. It's not that some aren't cute. It's just a fact there are some that make me pee a little when they look at me.

This next one is a perfect example of what I mean by that terrifying stare that babies have.



Am I the only one, or are you as uncomfortable as I am?

Here's another one. While I know this one is supposed to be "funny," it's really quite horrifying.



You tell me you wouldn't shit in your pajamas if you woke up with that little girl at the end of your bed turning her head around like that.

And don't even try to tell me that kids are the freakiest things on the planet. Why do you think movies like "The Ring" and "The Shining" are as scary as they are? Because the kids will fucking curdle your blood. I'm not even going to put a clip up of this one, but all I have to do is say, "Come play with us" and I promise you know exactly what I mean!

So there you have it. My fear of small children exposed. And since I'm on the creepy kick, I think I'll toss out this last little gem I found.

Meet Baby Laugh-a-Lot. Sure it's a doll. Sure it's a commercial from the 60's. But it's fucking scary.



So sleep tight, kids. I think next I may bring out some haunted dolls or some other nightmarish toys that will make you all wonder how we ever fucking made it without losing our minds.

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.

I'll be back...

Got a hectic week ahead, kids, so to keep you busy for a while, I found this tasty little nugget.



God, it's going to be a great fucking summer for nerd films!

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.