OK, Nerds, you'd better bring it!

What's up, chuckle heads? The Bubba is once again here to do his little monkey dance for you and let you chew over these tasty little nerd bits.

Today, I will not discuss anything more than necessary. I'm only here to bring you some happy times in your geek pants.

First up, the very highly anticipated Star Trek movie. Check it.



So when you Trekkies are done wiping up under your keyboard, feel free to move on to this little nugget. Here is the trailer for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra



Not having too many warm fuzzies on this one. I'm seeing a possibility of a steaming pile of cinematic poo. I hope I'm wrong.

Next up, we've got Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. This one I think will live up to the first, but take a look and see if you agree.



I think it's pretty fucking sweet, but what do I know? I'm just a fanboy who gets pissy when Hollywood fucks up my childhood memories just to make a buck.

Now here is the one that definitely gets me excited. Without further ado, I bring you the trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine.



So much going on in this. Gambit, Sabretooth, Emma Frost, The Blob, and was that Deadpool? And for you ladies, last I heard Ryan Reynolds is playing Deadpool

On a much sadder note, the cheese dick who directed A League of Extraordinary Gentleman has apparently signed on to write and direct a remake of The Crow. Are you fucking kidding me? The movie is barely 15 years old? Leave it the fuck alone.

Not only is this one of my top ten movies of all time - regardless that it isn't perfect - this movie does not need to be remade. So Stephen Norrington, go see if you can ruin something else instead. Hell, you may have ruined Sean Connery's career. Have you noticed he hasn't done a film since League?

Fuck you, Stephen Norrington. You'll only taint a good thing. Don't believe me? Watch any of the fucking sequels they tried to make. The story only works once. After that, no one cares.

Now, before I want to cut my eyes out so I'll never see this remake, I'm going to keep in the theme of trailers. Here is the original 1994 trailer for The Crow.



So I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a great summer of movies and some saint to stop the remake of The Crow.

Oh, and in case I didn't get my point across, go fuck yourself, Stephen Norrington. Then you can go cornhole your dog.

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.