The Bubba is back, and he's fat and angry!

Welcome back my faithful followers! I must apologize for my long absence from the blog, but after my Griffins lost in the playoffs and the Red Wings... Well you know.

But none the less, I'm back and more grizzled than ever! You all know I love my infomercials, but I've got to say I'm appalled at the most recent one I came across. Check it out for yourselves:



Hello? Isn't a "cupcake" supposed to be the size of a FUCKING CUP??? And if it's not bad enough that Americans are all fat, there is proof in the commercial that we teach our kids to be spoiled assholes.

Did you see those two little douche bags that were pissed because their sugary treat was barely larger than grown man's fist? It wasn't until the disembodied hands put out the diabetic shock known as a Big Top Cupcake that those choads were satisfied.

Now if that isn't bad enough, look at this:



Tell me what tubby, elephantine, sack of bacon grease can't learn how to use a knife and NEEDS this product. And seriously, if kids need a cupcake as big as a dwarf's head, aren't they just going to eat the sheet of brownies anyway?

I fucking hate society. But before I jump to conclusions that all Americans are nothing but fat, gluttonous processing centers, check this one out:



Well, I'll be damned! Maybe I was wrong. Come to think of it, I constantly see people dumping out over half a can of pop or beer all the time. I mean seriously, who can drink 12 ounces of anything?

God, I can only hope people that use these products suffer the humiliation they deserve.

Well, as a reward for putting up with this stupid crap, I thought I'd share one of my favorite SNL commercial parodies with you. So sit back and enjoy...


Litter Critters

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I'll be back more often, I promise, but for now dear readers:

'Nuff said. The Bubba has spoken.